Wednesday, January 5, 2011

My review of Black Swan in Photo Booth pictures.

I need a drink.

Here is a picture of how my face looked when Nina's mom kept taking off Nina's jackets for her and putting her sweaters on for her.


This is the face I made when Nina's mom got her fingers smashed.


These are the faces Kristen and I made through most of the movie:





These are the faces Kristen and I made when Winona Ryder stabs herself in the face:




These are some faces we made during awkward sexy scenes:




This is the face Kristen made when the movie ended:


Needless to say, THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKED UP. But in a totally good kind of way that us hipsters really enjoy. I don't think I gained anything from this movie as far as a life lesson is concerned except for: don't be a ballerina. Them bitches are crazy. The end. B-
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3 comments:

  1. AmberJanuary 6, 2011 at 10:48 AM

    please review every movie you guys see exactly like this.

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  2. LisaJanuary 8, 2011 at 5:55 AM

    This is flippin hilarious Kristen and Kristen's wife. I agree with the life lesson on that. I had a friend who used to be a ballerina and she told me about how the starvation + smoking, plus psycho bitches made her quit. Anyway, F'd up. Loved Barbara Hershey in it.

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  3. Oceanographer's ChoiceJanuary 8, 2011 at 9:53 PM

    I think this is the only way movies should be reviewed.

    -JJ

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