I need a drink.
Here is a picture of how my face looked when Nina's mom kept taking off Nina's jackets for her and putting her sweaters on for her.
This is the face I made when Nina's mom got her fingers smashed.
These are the faces Kristen and I made through most of the movie:
These are the faces Kristen and I made when Winona Ryder stabs herself in the face:
These are some faces we made during awkward sexy scenes:
This is the face Kristen made when the movie ended:
Needless to say, THAT MOVIE WAS FUCKED UP. But in a totally good kind of way that us hipsters really enjoy. I don't think I gained anything from this movie as far as a life lesson is concerned except for: don't be a ballerina. Them bitches are crazy. The end. B-